If you want to ride a horse, don't get on a crocodile

it's plain. it's simple. it took me 35 years to figure out.  if i want a disease free, stable, committed guy I don't spend my time with the head to toe inked, unemployed, grunting neanderthal that my friends refer to as, "the guy walking down the street that would make me clench my purse tighter."

There's nothing wrong with a crocodile.  If that's what you want.  

But I want a birthday card, someone to know I take my coffee with soy cream, no sugar.

So as exciting as that slinky crocodile seems smiling at me as he swaggers by, i'll have to wait it out for my horse and his stable, drawn carriage.....